Just got home. There was a lady’s pool tournament at work today which inevitably turned into butch lesbian central. One of the girls kept hitting on me and joked to her friends that she kept trying to turn me but I wouldn’t budge to which I accidentally blurted out, “unless I’m really wasted” which is kinda sorta true but I immediately regretted my decision because the rest of the day consisted of them trying to get me drunk as a “challenge accepted” sort of thing. I should really think before I speak. Oops…

Then after work bestie and I went to our favorite Austin bar at which I called out a bunch of drinks I knew the new bartender wouldn’t know because she was a bitch. Good times. Then we made friends with a hot guy to take our tab. FREE DRINKS WHOOO!!!

Now I’m in that line between drunk and sleepless delirium because I only had 3 hours of sleep last night. Okay maybe I’m more past those lines. That totally makes sense.

AND NO WORK TOMORROW!!!!! EXTREME EXCITEMENT.